Let me return to a subject I posted about something like three posts ago: the words “pussy” “vagina” and “cunt.” “Oh joy!” you may be crying out as you gasm in your pants.
Nay friends, be weary, hold thy gasm for greater times of honor. Tis a weblog post made in thy own honor, for I am a whore of attention. Tis fact that the tags “pussy” “cunt” and “vagina” hath borne the responsibility for over half of thy page hits. Thy find it amusing.
What I’m getting at – people come to my blog most because they want to see a cunt. I guess they get what they ask for, metaphorically speaking. This whole thing you are reading is an excuse to get people to read my awesome shit.
So, new friends, bookmark the main page (http://vampiresdontlikeonions.wordpress.com), wank, and then come back here and read how awesome my shit is. And then subscribe by e-mail on the right side. Hopefully Jay Leno hasn’t taken over the blog by then, in which case, nevermind.
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